![]() The first and third phases are weird but fun, and the second phase is horribly frustrating but extremely satisfying, and I found I was able to win once I really got the power to split my perceptions into tiny fractions of seconds. Second game: Final boss is probably my favorite, I know there are plenty of haters but I appreciate Jasper's hateful trash talk and references to corny old N64 type video game bosses. Least favorite is probably Holly, it's not a bad fight but dodging the missiles and coming out of the sand is more annoying than fun. Plus I love how she's kind of accidentally really good at killing- perfect for Rank 2. And the background music is waaaay too fucking loud when combined with his screaming.įirst game: Bad Girl is probably my favorite, it's kind of an endurance fight and she has a variety of gimmicks that make her aggravating but fair. Oh, and he keeps shouting the same two lines. Repeat Ad Nauseum til you beat this pretty boy prick. ![]() ![]() What the fuck?īACK TO THE FIGHT, GODDAMMIT! You’re whoopin’ so much ass, every donkey rancher in the world is envious of you, and then again stupid fucking pause in the health bar for no reason. He’s gotta knock you down or make you do whatever annoying prompt the game has given you to continue losing health. Okay battle!Ībso-fuckin’-lutely DESTROYING this mother fucker. Second game first boss- you just want to jump into the sequel, right? Cool! Let’s go. If you didn’t turn on subtitles beforehand, Travis’s whole kick ass monologue about gotta get out and gotta find the exit is totally lost on you because you have no idea what the fuck is going on.Īnd there are so many moments when the boss is for no reason invincible, so your flailing away only to get knocked down- which is annoying every time. You have no clue what the fuck is going on in the first game if it’s your first time playing. The first bosses in both games are the worst for me.
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